The hotel gym has two treadmills, one of which is broken. There’s a bench that wobbles. A set of dumbbells that goes up to 15kg. And someone already on the only piece of cardio equipment that works.
You have two options. Go back to your room and improvise. Or find a real gym.
Most people choose option one. This article is about how that goes.
The Classic Hotel Room Hacks — Ranked by Dignity Lost
We present these without judgement. We have all been here.
1. Bed Dips
Hands on the edge of the mattress, feet forward, lower yourself down. In theory: tricep isolation. In practice: the mattress compresses on every rep, your hands slip on the duvet, and you end up sitting on the floor wondering where it all went wrong.
2. Floor Crunches With Legs on the Bed
Calves on the mattress, back on the hotel carpet. The elevated angle does make the crunch harder — that part is real. Less real: the carpet, which has absorbed approximately 40 years of guests and is now making direct contact with your lower back.
3. The Suitcase Deadlift
Pack your bag tightly, grip the handle, hinge from the hips. If you overpacked, this might actually load you up. If you packed efficiently for a two-week trip, congratulations — you’re deadlifting a laptop and some underwear.
4. Towel Rows (Door Handle Edition)
Loop a towel around the door handle. Hold both ends. Lean back. Pull. This actually has some mechanical basis. It also means your back is essentially horizontal two feet from the floor, pulling against a door handle that may or may not be rated for this.
5. Wall Sits in the Shower
Multitasking: shower and leg day simultaneously. Wall sits require no equipment. They do, however, require the shower to be wide enough to actually sit in — a luxury that many European hotel bathrooms decline to offer.
6. Push-Up Variations (All of Them)
Wide grip. Close grip. Feet elevated on the bed. One hand on the suitcase for instability. You cycle through every variation in your memory, resting approximately 45 seconds between sets, trying to convince yourself this is programming and not desperation.
7. The Minibar Curl
You survey the minibar. You pick up the bottle of sparkling water. You do a curl. You put it back. You consider whether this counts as a workout or a breakdown. It is, in fact, both.
The Real Problem With Hotel Room Workouts
It’s not that bodyweight training is bad. It’s genuinely useful. The problem is the context.
You’re in a room that’s designed for sleeping, not training. The ceiling is low. The floor space is approximately four square feet once you account for the bed, the luggage rack, and the inexplicably large armchair nobody ever sits in. You can’t jump. You can’t make noise. Someone is sleeping on the other side of a very thin wall.
The hotel gym was built to tick a box on a booking site. The local gym down the road was built for people who actually train.
In almost every city in the world, there’s a proper gym within a few kilometres. One with barbells and plates. One that offers a day pass. One where you can actually train, rather than perform an interpretive piece about training.
The hotel room workout is a last resort. And with a bit of planning, it rarely needs to be the plan.
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